Yesterday I was saying that Kim Kardashian isn’t going to get noticed out on the town in her stupid mom jeans, I guess she listened because here she is at the nail salon with her sweet big ass stuffed into a pair of hard working spandex tights. F@#k that thing is weird looking! I love it. I’d practice my ball hockey skills bouncing snapshots off of it. Good times.
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What the f@#kles is this retarded outfit? I thought Jessica Alba was supposed to be part of the hot young Hollywood crowd not some escaped mental patient wearing clothes she found in a dumpster in the alley behind 1981. Don’t even get me started on the shitty new Norwegian techno-popstar haircut and glasses combination she’s working.
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I have to say that LIndsay Lohan in black and white is a pretty good idea, she’s already hot but everybody looks good in black and white. You should see my mugshot, very handsome. I would have preferred to see some Lindsay Lohan topless pictures like the last time we saw her in a magazine but what can you do.
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I thought that pictures of Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson wearing some sweet hooker boots and tight jeans would be a lot more exciting than this, unfortunately I was terribly wrong. But being a lazy f@#ker I’ve already resized and uploaded all the images so there’s no turning back now. I don’t want my hard five minutes of work to go to waste. Enjoy the shitty pictures.
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Hot Brazilian Twins Bia and Brance - HORNYOYSTER
Bar Refaeli on the Beach - YEEEAH
Oh How Original - A Cleavegy Self Portrait - DOUBLEVIKING
Carrie Underwood Gets Leggy -
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Disgusting workout video -
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Jewel in Serious Need of New Breast Implants - F-LISTED
Make Way For Leggy Kate Hudson - DEREKHAIL
Girl I Most Want to Punch in the Face This Week - UNCOACHED
I really have nothing good to say about this Mischa Barton chick, she hasn’t been on television or in a movie since f@#k if I know and now here she is trying to get some attention by posting her own bikini pictures. Loser. If you wanted some attention you could have called me, I’m sure we could’ve arranged some sort of showcase for you at the strip club down the street from my place. It’s a classy one, you’re allow to grab the chicks tits and ass for 10$ a song. That’s 10$ EACH SONG Mischa, you could easily make 40 or 50 bucks. We’ll be in touch.
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I make a lot of fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s huge f@#king ass, saying it looks like a couple of Christmas hams or a pillow case full of milk and cheese curds but in these pictures of her on the set of that shitty show she’s on it actually looks pretty good. She must be wearing some extremely tight leggings under there because those jeans could never hold it in on their own.
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I absolutely love this Sarah Shahi bird, for those of you who don’t know her she’s on the NBC show Life with guy from Band of Brothers and is way too f@#king hot. Unfortunately she looks like a f@#king retard in these stupid oversized nerd spectacles at the Bride Wars premiere but her sweet cleavage more than makes up for it. Hopefully she’ll read this and spice things up next time…. Who am I kidding, nobody reads this shit.
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If you’re Kim Kardashian, you have nothing going on in your life, you’re sitting at home doing f@#k all and you accidentally come across this site while searching for pictures of yourself, you would have noticed that I haven’t done a post on you in quite some time. So being a media whore you realize you need to get back on TheGrumpiest.com somehow. And THIS is how you do it, by breaking out your best pair of f@#king mom jeans and going to lunch with some old hag… I’m disappointed.
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I’ve posted these Jennifer Ellison bikini calendar pictures before but after the old man Brad Pitt pictures I needed some big tits to clear the air and nothing does that like busty British nobody in a tight little bikini. Sit back and enjoy.
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